wallacewellswaifu asked:

I'm Gary Weston, pun maker extraordinaire. My favorite colour is probably gonna be red, followed closely by black. I'm a fan of most of them though, like the rainbow. High school musical, obviously. Chocolate, is there any other flavour? I don't have a cat, no. Buy me now for £29.95 and you get a free pun for free. That's right, a valueless pun for free. It's more of a /pun/ishment, really.

themightydeerlord:

I had the 60 day free trial on your puns and good sir I will not be purchasing the full package. 

Though I do appreciate your tastes in everything else. 

Are you sure I can’t convince you? I think you’ll find that our pun catalog is even more /pun/iful than you remember.

So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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